Pen Pineapple Apple Pen (NEVER AGAIN)

PPAP sheet mask review

While browsing my local Donkihote skincare selection I found a hilarious mask that makes you look like Pikotaro, the singer in PPAP. If you haven’t seen the viral “Pen Pineapple Apple Pen” song go check it out on YouTube by clicking here.  The video is a riot, so I couldn’t pass up a chance to try out the PPAP sheet mask.

After doing my usual skincare routine today, I busted out this bad boy. I was super excited to wear this ridiculous mask, have a good laugh, and take some selfies. Little did I know, the PPAP sheet mask had other plans.

PPAP sheet mask review

PPAP Sheet Mask Review

Essence made of actual lava:

Have you ever eaten a shitload of pineapple and burned every single taste bud off your tongue? This is that. On your face. It is fucking miserable. I put the mask on, took a couple pictures, and then immediately started to feel the fire penetrate my skin. I waited a moment to see if the burning would subside and when it didn’t I ripped the PPAP sheet mask right off. Would not recommend. Because the ingredients are all listed in Japanese, I’m not sure what’s causing the burning. Maybe a high alcohol content? Ghost chili? Fire from the gates of Hell?

The fit:

At least the fit was decent? It hardly matters though considering I left the mask on my face for a total of three seconds. The material was thick and not very flexible, but it had a few slits around the edges to customize the fit.

PPAP sheet mask results?

Well considering I didn’t wear the PPAP sheet mask for very long, I can’t really say much about the results. I think it probably would have irritated my skin if I would have left it on for 10-15 minutes. Maybe my skin is just too sensitive.

The verdict:

I give this mask a 4/10 only because it’s hilarious. If you’re looking for a fun gag gift for a fellow beauty fanatic then the PPAP sheet mask is for you. However, if you’re looking for a mask to wear and enjoy then DO NOT BUY THIS. The essence is terrible, the fit is meh, and the result would probably be 3rd degree burns if you wore it for the suggested time.

I probably won’t repurchase this mask. If I do it will be as a gag gift… and have a “use with caution” warning. Have you tried this mask before? Comment below! I’d love to hear you experience. If you enjoyed the review, be sure to follow me on social media (links in sidebar)!

See you guys on the flip side,

-alliecalamari

 

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Pen Pineapple Apple Pen sheet mask
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5 thoughts on “Pen Pineapple Apple Pen (NEVER AGAIN)

    1. Same! I think it’s such a hilarious product– it would make a great novelty gift haha

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